Name That Toon
Why do I always get the defective hammer?
Safety Eyeglasses - check
Big metal rod - check
Words to the bowl of Pretzels?
Bring it on!
Lets see; what did the UAW tell me to do with this?
To hell with Diebold! I'll fix those voting machines!
Now Watch How I Fix Things In Iraq
I'd rather be golfing.
Now alls I needs is a roll of duck tape and I'll be ready for when the sh*t hits the fan in November.-Swami Damnam Bandanaman
"Ah wonder if ah could fix the election with this here thing-a-ma-jig."
hhhhhmmmmmmmmm...let me see...it's not a golf club...
"Once you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way!
From your first line of blow to your last dying day!"
The chimp with a stick... god help us
Bend over America!
Am I holding this right?
"We shoulda used this at Abu-Ghraib!"
I'm the proctological president.
Is it metal or medal?
Watch me throw a monkey wrench into your works...
Sword of the Lord.
Bush returns to Abu Gharib Prison with cattle prod.
Forget the Loyalty Oaths - New Campaign Rally Device
Boy, they could have used this at ABU GRABASS, instead of low-tech broom handles! Huh, Lynndie!
No, I said monkey wrench, not "give the monkey a wrench!"
Monkey, meet wrench.
Mmmm, another torture device!
Oh Good, something else I can screw!!!
What the h*** I'll just forge my own medals!
Allhatandnocattle.com has another thing coming in november
Maybe I can use this to tighten the bolt in Cheney'n neck
This is the shaft that I'm going to give the American people.
See, I told you that we would find proof of Saddam Hussien's WMD program.
You're sure if I wear this getup I won't fall off any more bikes?
George Bush: the monkey wrench of the American economy.
I'm a really wratched President!
That reminds me, I need to visit my proctologist
"...and this is what they used to work on mu' teeth in 'Bama. I should've gotten a purple heart for it."
"and with the passing of this wrench, I give the last blue collar job in Bushmerica to the country of...."