Tuesday edition - March 10, 2009 |
Citi spends $3.5M to reward Smith Barney brokers
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China Says
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US says it will maintain surveillance off China's waters despite ...
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"The
federal government agreed on Sunday to provide an additional $30 billion to AIG.
According to AIG, $15 billion will be used to build the world's biggest toilet,
down which the other $15 billion will be flushed." -- Seth Meyers
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
Dressing Down
Heavy layers of body armor, a proven lifesaver of U.S. troops, also may be an impediment to winning the fight in Afghanistan, where 17,000 additional American forces are being sent to quell rising violence.
Weighing as much as 34 pounds each, the protective vests hinder American forces hunting down more agile insurgents who use the country's rugged peaks and valleys to their advantage, according to military officials
Disturbing News
"Citigroup
on Thursday set another milestone as the beleaguered bank dropped below $1 a
share, marking the first stock to be offered on the McDonalds value meal." --
Seth Meyers
The Crazy GOP Soap Opera Continues
Michael Steele
now has another high-profile Republican publicly bashing him: Samuel "Joe The
Plumber" Wurzelbacher.
At a meeting of conservative activists in Milwaukee,
Mr. The Plumber had some tough words for the RNC chairman: "Unfortunately we
have a chairman up there who wants to redefine conservatism; he wants to make it
hip hop, put it in a new package and sell it."
Republican-Shenanigans News
"What I find so amusing about all of this is that Obama's been in office 45 days roughly, and the public is blaming this all on him. It's the Obama Recession, which is kind of true, because if McCain had won, Sarah Palin would still be buying clothes." -- Bill Maher
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Bomb Camp
Staff Sgt.
Jason Jones, the kind of soldier who stands ramrod straight even at ease,
watched his men talk and joke around as they waited their turn to practice
hunting for a buried bomb.
Shaded by towering pines and standing on red clay, the platoon of part-timers
soon would be working the shoulders of desert highways, rooting through sand and
mounds of garbage for improvised explosive devices, the No. 1 killer of American
troops.
"If these guys think they are just in Mississippi, I don't know if they are
taking it that seriously," said Jones, an Iraq veteran.
"If you don't pay attention here, what happens when you get to Iraq?"
Rock-The-Voter News
"No wonder Obama has gray hair. That was the big story in the paper yesterday, Obama has gray hair. Wow, now his hair isn't black enough." -- Bill Maher
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Biz-Tech News
Too big to fail? 5 biggest banks are 'dead men walking' McClatchy Newspapers
"I'll tell you how bad the stock market is, I saw a kid on spring break today and he was sober." -- Jay Leno
Delta Cutback
Delta Air Lines Inc. may have to cut more jobs and it must reduce another 10 percent of its international capacity, according to a memo the carrier’s top executives sent to its more than 70,000 employees.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
911 Update
The five detainees at the
U.S. Guantanamo Bay prison camp charged with plotting the September 11 attacks
have filed a document expressing pride at their accomplishment and accepting
responsibility for the deaths of nearly 3,000 people, The New York Times
reported on Monday.
"Hey, we wanna wish former First Lady Barbara Bush well. She's recovering in the hospital after heart surgery, while the rest of us are caught recovering from her son's presidency." -- Jay Leno
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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Odd News
Jupiter's Great Red Spot Is Shrinking SPACE.com
French pastry
chef Jean-Michel Raynaud unveils a 2.1 meter high 'Barbie doll' chocolate mud
cake which was made to mark the 50th anniversary of the world's most popular
doll on the foreshores of Sydney Harbour. Barbie unrolled the pink carpet Monday
to celebrate her 50th birthday at a life-sized version of the doll's Malibu
Dream House.
Photo/Torsten Blackwood
Peace.