What's wrong with these Cheneys? Oh, I know, they're pissed they're out of a job, too!

"President Barack Obama accepted the Nobel Peace Prize from the Norwegians. This comes almost two weeks after Tiger Woods was crowned by a Swede." –Jay Leno

Wonder if Elin Woods is going to get an endorsement contract from Titlist? Who wouldn't want to buy "clubs you can beat Tiger with?"  - Will Durst

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• US Military Deaths in Iraq War at 4, 370 New York Times

• Explosions in 2 major Iraq cities kill 9 people The Associated Press

• Blast in Kabul diplomatic district, four killed Reuters

• Blast kills 22 near lawmaker's home in Pakistan AP

• Iraq strengthens hand at OPEC with oil deals Reuters

"It's interesting. During his speech, President Obama spoke about the difficulty of accepting a Peace Prize while we're fighting two different wars. And President Bush got really upset. He said, 'Hey, I'm the one who started both those wars, I should have won the prize." –Jay Leno

Uh Oh

New computer modeling suggests the Arctic Ocean may be nearly ice-free in the summertime as early as 2014, Al Gore said Monday at the U.N. climate conference. This new projection, following several years of dramatic retreat by polar sea ice, suggests that the ice cap may nearly vanish in the summer much sooner than the year 2030, as was forecast by a U.S. government agency eight months ago.

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Disturbing News

• 20,000 evacuated as Philippine volcano oozes lava

• Poor being turned away from free cancer screenings

"Wait till you hear this. A new poll found that 44% of Americans would rather have Bush back as the president. The scary part is that one of those people was President Obama. He's like, 'Please, be my guest.'" –Jimmy Fallon
 

22 Million Missing E-mails Found. Bush E-mails, Of Course.

Computer technicians have found 22 million missing White House e-mails from the administration of President George W. Bush and the Obama administration is searching for dozens more days' worth of potentially lost e-mail from the Bush years, according to two groups that filed suit over the failure by the Bush White House to install an electronic record keeping system.

Republican-Shenanigans News

• GOP makes hay over Boxer's 'ma'am' comment Boston Globe

• SC Republican Pins Hopes On Urban Blacks NPR

"A man in Minnesota was arrested on Monday for trying to throw tomatoes at Sarah Palin during a book signing. Luckily, Palin was able to shoot them out of the air" –Seth Meyers

Poisoning Children's Minds

In the book written by Katharine DeBrecht, “Governor Sarah” (a character based on Palin) attempts to help two young boys hold onto their dream of a swing-set business which is struggling as a result of high taxes, heavy regulations and 246 czars.

“I am trying to let all Americans know that these radicals are killing the American Dream and I want to stop them from hurting people that produce products and provide jobs,” the Palin character consoles the frustrated boys after their business is destroyed by “Marxus Obunduf” who is based on President Obama.
 

Sarah Palin sold almost a million copies of her autobiography to people who have never bought a book before. She's Queen of the Illiterati. - Will Durst

Rock-The-Voter News

• Obama says "Hi cuz" to investment guru Buffett Reuters

"A South Carolina panel has voted not to impeach Republican Governor Mark Sanford. A fellow Republican, one of the panel chairmen, a guy named Tim Harrison, said, 'We can not impeach for arrogance or hypocrisy.' Well, of course not. There'd be no politicians left if you did that." –Jay Leno

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Dearest Lisa,

You are a fighter. You have fought the right wing on this website since I first found you in 2000.

You are fighting the big C now and you'll win that battle too, IMHO.

I sent $10 through Paypal wish it could be more.

I need your humor.

Theo

Thank you so much Theo.

It has been the supporters of this website that have kept me going through all my recent dilemmas. Deep curtsy to you all. I don't know what I would have done without you all.

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil hovers below $70 in Europe after 9-day drop

• Geithner: TARP to earn healthy profit for U.S

• Costly fuel means more woe for airlines: report Reuters

• Report: AT&T Reputation Tarnished by iPhone Flaws

"During the Kennedy Center Honors on Sunday, President Obama presented an award to Bruce Springsteen, saying, 'I'm the president, but he's the boss.' At which point Springsteen ordered our troops out of Afghanistan." –Seth Meyers

Brits And Their Whacky Sense of Humor

A new "Whack A Banker" amusement arcade game is proving so popular in Britain that the mallets used to clobber them are wearing out fast, its creator said.

Inventor Tim Hunkin's machine at his seaside pier arcade in Southwold, eastern England, offers punters a "truly rewarding banking experience".

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• Ill. prison to get Gitmo detainees

Got to admit I was surprised Glenn Beck didn't pull a Kanye West, rush the Peace Prize award ceremonies saying Dick Cheney deserved it more.- Will Durst

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• White House to Restore Emails from Plame Cover-Up Period Firedoglake (blog)

"Prostitutes in Copenhagen have reportedly offered free sex to delegates attending the Global Warming Summit. Though if you do sleep with a prostitute at the Global Warming Summit, make sure to cap your emissions." –Seth Meyers

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