Wednesday edition - November 19, 2008

 

 

 

Democrats Gain as Stevens Loses His Senate Race
New York Times, United States - 11-19-08
Mark Begich declared victory Tuesday in his bid to unseat Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska, right. Mr. Stevens’s party opted to wait for vote totals...

 

Texas grand jury indicts Cheney, Gonzales of crime
Reuters - 11-19-08
HOUSTON (Reuters) - A grand jury in South Texas indicted US Vice President Dick Cheney and former attorney General Alberto Gonzales on Tuesday for...

Obama calls Palestinian leader, says peace vital
The Associated Press - 11-19-08
RAMALLAH, West Bank (AP) — A Palestinian negotiator says US President-elect Barack Obama has called the Palestinian president and told him that peace is a


 

"President-elect Obama is meeting every day with his transition team, or in Beltway lingo, his trannies. They are helping him pick who will be in his new government. Over 7,000 presidential appointments are up for grabs. The Obama administration is making history once again by being the only place in America that is currently hiring." --Stephen Colbert
 


 

 


The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush


Another US Missile Strike Inside Pakistan

 

A suspected U.S. missile strike hit a village deep inside Pakistani territory Wednesday, officials said, killing six alleged militants and indicating American willingness to pursue insurgents beyond Pakistan's lawless tribal regions.
 


 

According to literary agents in New York, Sarah Palin is about to sign a $7 million book deal. They didn’t say whether it’s to write one or read one. - Craig Ferguson

 


 

 

 


 

Disturbing News


 Movie Review By Valerie Plame, Sort Of

 

Kate Beckinsale delivers a searing performance in "Nothing But the Truth" as a journalist who spends a year in jail rather than reveal a source. But she shouldn't count on a rave from former CIA operative Valerie Plame....Plame has not seen the movie yet, but she tells us: "I'm not a fan of Judith Miller. For her to be the heroine of such a movie is really quite a stretch."

 


 


 

To refer to George W. Bush as a lame duck doesn’t quite cut it. Quadriplegic platypus is more like it. – Will Durst

 


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Republican-Shenanigans News


 

Make Up Your Mind Already!

 

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York has reservations about accepting an appointment as secretary of state in the Obama administration, an adviser to Mrs. Clinton who is familiar with her thinking said on Tuesday.


 

 


 

"Now this is a tough process because when, you know, you are going to appoint to you a Cabinet-level position, there is a whole process. It is a vetting process. And a questionnaire, and there was some trouble, because they filled out the questionnaire, running the check on Hillary. Listen this. Turns out, she was married to a guy who was once impeached." --David Letterman

 


 

 

 



 

 

“Traitor Joe” Wasn’t Disloyal Enough? (Haiku)
 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


A Job No One Wants

 

Ron Martz, who had wanted to give up his post as president of Military Reporters and Editors because he no longer covers the military full time, has agreed to stay on for another year.

Martz, a former 26-year staff writer at the Atlanta Journal-Constitution who left the paper in 2007 and has been freelancing and teaching since, admits no one else wanted the job.
 


 

 


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Biz-Tech News


 

The other big rumor is that General Motors will reportedly run out of money very soon, unless the government helps them out with this bailout, or the loan, whatever you call it. Isn’t that amazing? I mean, all those times a car salesman told you he was losing money on the deal, he wasn’t lying.- Jay Leno

 


 

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


Stressing Out Our Troops

 

 

Stress on U.S. troops from repeated combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan is "extraordinary" and may be worsening even as fighting eases in Iraq, the military's top officer says.

 


 

Bush just keeps hummin' "Put On A Happy Face."  - Grant Gerver

 


 

 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


Saving the Horses

 

The wife of Texas oil tycoon T. Boone Pickens said Tuesday she'll create a refuge for wild horses, after the federal agency that manages the animals said it may have to kill some to control the herds and protect the Western range.

 


 

 


 

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Odd News


 

In this photo provided by Hillcrest Hospital, Jacilyn Dalenberg, left, her daughter, Kim Coseno, right, and Coseno's husband Joe Coseno, pose with the triplets carried and delivered by Dalenburg as a surrogate in this photo taken Tuesday, Oct. 11, 2008 in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. Dalenberg decided that if she could help her daughter have a baby she would do it. But at 56, Dalenberg was an unlikely person to serve as a surrogate. Now, a month after three baby girls were born, Dalenberg is recovering from a Caesarean section and proud to call the triplets her granddaughters.
Photo/Hillcrest Hospital

 

Peace.