"In her new book, Sarah Palin claims that before John McCain chose her as his running mate, his campaign spent $50,000 on a background check. Yeah. When he heard this, John McCain said, we should have spent $75,000." –Conan O'Brien

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• US military: American soldier dies in Iraq

• Lingering effects of Baghdad blasts on Iraqis

• Schwarzenegger drops in on US troops in Iraq

• Afghanistan, Iraq among the world's most corrupt

Levi Johnston To Show His Ding, Not His Dong

Levi Johnston not full frontal naked in Playgirl spread....

Disturbing News

• Scores feared dead in Myanmar ferry crash: officials

• Study: Injured uninsured more likely to die in ER

"CNN announced today that political reporter John King will replace Lou Dobbs. King said, 'I'm excited to report about the political landscape, and Dobbs said, 'I am excited to report my landscaper to immigration.'" –Jimmy Fallon
 

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Republican-Shenanigans News

• Republicans heading for a bloodbath in Florida CNN

• Detainees Would Make Illinois Jihadist Magnet, Republicans Say Bloomberg

• Sarah Palin: My Life is Like a Reality Show  CBS News

"According to excerpts from Sarah Palin's memoir, 'Going Rogue,' the former vice presidential nominee says her infamous Katie Couric interview went so poorly because Couric was badgering, had a partisan agenda and asked questions." –Seth Meyers
 

Dissecting Sarah's Speech

When Sarah Palin burst onto the national political stage, there was a lot of talk about her distinctive way of talkin', you betcha.

She moved to Alaska when she was too young to speak, and grew up in the small town of Wasilla — so why did she sound like someone from the movie "Fargo"?
 

Rock-The-Voter News

• Dean's brother sends hangers to pro-abortion Dems Politico

"Finally, excerpts from Sarah Palin's new book are starting to leak out to the internet. There's some really shocking stuff in there, complete sentences, proper grammar, really shocking stuff." –Jimmy Fallon

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil hovers below $79 amid strong Asian demand

• Mortgage delinquencies hit another record in 3Q

• Obama: China has helped US pull out of recession

• Chinese censors block Obama's call to free the Web

• Tobacco execs quickly find tax loophole

"Fox News made a big announcement, they announced that they are not interested in hiring outspoken anti-immigration anchor Lou Dobbs. Yeah, yeah. Also not interested in hiring Lou Dobbs, the band Los Lobos." –Conan O'Brien

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• Guantanamo detainee move not security risk-officials  Reuters

Top Ten Reasons Rudy Opposes NY Detention and Trial of Terrorists

By Don Davis

"Sarah Palin is gonna be on Oprah Winfrey's show on Monday. Well, not to be outdone, John McCain is going on 'The Oz' show to get a prostate exam." –Jay Leno
 

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Dick Cheney is out of the news -- for the moment.

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