Monday edition - October 5, 2009

 

 

Beck is 'out and out nuts,' Carville says

CNN-10-5-09

"I think he's nuts, OK?," the outspoken Democrat said Sunday on CNN's "State of the Union,"

"Just out-and-out nuts. And I also think that he's a blatant hypocrite," Carville said. "Here's somebody that sits on his show … weeping about how much he loves America and … and then he's absolutely giddy when his country doesn't get the Olympics.
 

No. 2 Republican keeps mum about Ensign probe
The Associated Press - 10-4-09‎
2 Senate Republican is keeping his distance from the scandal surrounding his embattled GOP colleague from Nevada, John Ensign

Iran president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is secretly ... Jewish?

New York Daily News - 10-5-09

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - perhaps the world's best-known Holocaust denier - might actually be Jewish, according to a bombshell report published on Saturday.


 

Well, the publisher was impressed that Sarah Palin finished the book four months ahead of schedule. That’s not a big deal. She finished her term as governor 18 months ahead of schedule.- Jay Leno
 


 

 


 


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President Obama announced a plan to spend $5 billion on science and cutting-edge medical research, or, as Fox calls that, “socialism.”- Jay Leno

 


The Housing Market In Iraq

 

A company from New Zealand says it wants to spend $100 million to build a housing development in Iraq's northern...

 


 

 


 

Disturbing News


 

Experts say this $5 billion project of President Obama’s could lead to the development of dozens of life-saving medical treatments that your insurance company could one day turn you down for. - Jay Leno
 



 

"Some of these people are starting to put politics first and country second," said Rep. Chris Van Hollen (D-Md.), head of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, taking particular issue with Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck

 

 


I Wonder Why Rush Doesn't Have His Own Fox News Show? Everyone Else Seems To

 

As Don Imus' WABC radio show launches its 6-9 a.m. simulcast Monday on Fox Business, the host shrugs off the idea that a struggling business channel is an odd place for a sometimes raunchy morning comedy ramble.

 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


 

 


 

According to a new study out of the University of Michigan, during this bad economy, people’s health is actually better than it was before. Isn’t that amazing? When times are bad economically, people stay in better health, to which former President Bush said, “You’re welcome!”- Jay Leno

 


 

 


BET Co-Founder

 

The billionaire co-founder of the Black Entertainment Television mocked Democrat Creigh Deeds' occasional stuttering at a fundraiser she held for Deeds' Republican opponent in the governor's race, Bob McDonnell.
 


Rock-The-Voter News


 


 

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Oh, this week on “Dancing with the Stars,” former Congressman Tom DeLay almost dropped his partner. I guess all those years of lobbyists greasing his palms, apparently he just couldn’t … - Jay Leno

 


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Biz-Tech News


 

 

We already have the public option, for crying out loud: I get sick, I go to the ER and you pay for it. - Grant "Brad" Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com 

 

 


Condé Nast Meltdown

 

Condé Nast plans to announce this morning that it will close Gourmet magazine, a magazine of almost biblical status in the food world; it has been published since December 1940....In addition to Gourmet, Condé Nast plans to announce it will also close Cookie, Modern Bride and Elegant Bride.

 


 

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


GOP leaders suggest Americans look more to God for spiritual health care so the government doesn't have to pony up. - Grant "Brad" Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com 


 

 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

Dick Cheney is all excited about the 2016 Olympics. He’s really looking forward to the freestyle waterboarding.- David Letterman

 


 

 


 

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Odd News


 

This guy who was trying to blackmail Letterman was a producer from the show “48 Hours.” It could have been worse. At least it wasn’t a producer from “To Catch a Predator.” That would have been bad.- Jay Leno

 


 

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To Help You Deflate Photo

 

 

School children dressed as Mahatma Gandhi take part in a cultural program on the eve of Gandhi's 140th birth anniversary, in the central Indian city of Bhopal October 1, 2009. Meanwhile, in the United States, many schools refused to air President Barack Hussein Obama's speech to U.S. school children.
Photo/Raj Patidar

 

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