When will it be my turn to go to Iraq?
 

Is we learning better now that you're President?

Will I have to go to Iraq when I grow up?

"Mister president, can my family come over to your house for Thanksgiving? My
Dad says that the biggest turkey in the country is living in the White House!"
Eric M

Thanks a lot,you've already spent all of our allowance,and you expect us to
fight a war for you too? You MUST be on Drugs again.
 

Thanks to you the only way I can pay for college is if I can sell Rush some
drugs.
 

"Say! That 'AllHatNoCattle.com' bumper sticker looks great on your limousine!"
Eric M

Thanks for the drug bill Mr. President. We didn't need the money anyway.

My father died in Iraq last week, Mr. President. Was his death worth it?
 

How many children did you kill today?

Where is your flight suit?

Charlie Phillips
 

...and the man who sent my daddy to fight a war in Iraq was impeached and we
lived happily ever after...

Mr. President, Sir, where are the pictures of WMD's that you said you found in
Iraq?

It's pronounced nyuk-lee-err....any one who can read knows that!
 

How come we got left behind

"How come I don't get a great big allowance when I pick fights and flunk
history?"

We've had enough of story-telling...read us something from today's paper!
 

Are you speaking in English?

Did you really trade Sammy Sosa for Harold Baines?

So if I become President some day, Will there still be some of America's
enviroment left to loot,plunder,and destroy for a quick buck?

Did you like playing 'dress-up' in that flight suit?

Mr Presidink
Just between you and me... don't you wish you had not said "Bring em on" Come
on...wasn't that one of the stupidest comments to ever come out of your big
assed Texas mouth?
 

Mr. President, why did the man with the hearing aid who looks so jumpy give me
this piece of paper,then tell me I had to read you the question on it when you
got close? Why don't they just teach you how to read?

 

Mr. pResident, I was left behind but the Military recruiter stills calls and I'm
only 15.
 

Our History teacher said that King George called Jefferson a 'terrorist'. Care
to explain that....George?
 

"... seriously, it's just a story made up to sell stuff...Santa does not REALLY
exist."
 

My Dad said if you had a wooden leg, you'd be hot sh-t on a stick.
 

Would you like some pretzels?
Jason

My uncle Donald thinks your a jerk-off.
 

Any future "unstickers" in this crowd?
 

Spell President

 

but i don't have any more money for your campaign
 

explain to me again, why we have to die so that you can make more
money.....a$$hole
 

what does ashcroft smell like?
 

Why are you making us pay for all your
mistakes??

 

Sir, from now on we will use words made up of just one part(syllable)so you will
know just what it is we ask of you and you will then have a chance to think and
talk. Okay? (Oops!) Sorry!
(Oops!) Oh, never mind.

(Oops!)
 

f*!k you
 

are you really as stupid as you look?
 

The guy on the corner sells the best grass. How much do you want?
 

Do American kids find you as slow as we do?

 

stop touching me

 

How much money have you made off of Iraqui oil?
 

george, this is GOD speaking. stop this tomfoolery and smarten yourself up. try
reading a damn newpaper for a change.
 

you suck
 

"Those bullies were teasing me and I told them to bring it on and they beat the
sh-t out of me."
 

Mr. President, why did you spit on the White House lawn?
 

"You SUCK!" Eric M
 

"Can you come to 'show and tell' with me today? We've never seen a real live
moron before!" Eric M
 

"Are you really as dumb as they say you are?" Eric M
 

"Why don't you learn to speak proper English!" Eric M
 

"Were you born stupid, or do you have to work at it?" Eric M

 

"When you were in school, did anyone ever suggest that you were a retard?" Eric
M
 

"What is your major malfunction, Numbnuts?" Eric M
 

"My daddy works for Haliburton, and he said to thank you for all those prime
no-bid contracts you've been sending their way since the invasion of Iraq!"
Eric M
 

"Man, when they told us in civics class that anyone could grow up to be
president of the United States, I didn't think they meant someone a dumb as
you!" Eric M

 

"Why will you talk to a bunch of us kids, but you won't hold regular press
conferences where reporters can ask you questions, as past presidents have? Are
you trying to hide something?" Eric M

 

What's a What?? A hizz-O??? Oh you youngin's are confusin' me with my brother
Neil!!
 

My dad say's that you are functionally illegitimate .... he said that you were
just a pretend President ... if you don't win this election are you still going
to be President?

Gelisgesti

 

You can't really fly an airplane ,can you ?
 

You want me to read you a story ?!!

 

Would you pass grade school without your daddy?
You heard me! Yes, I'm talking to you. Please....please learn English, you're
confusing my baby sister!
 

When are you sending us to Iraq, Gov. Bush???

 

"Since 'Lend-Lease' worked so well during the Second World War, why are you
opposed to a similar arangement with Iraq, rather than just giving them twenty
billion dollars? Especially when the States are facing deficits more massive
than any since the end of World War II?" Eric M
 

"If your party controls the White House when I get to be 18, which country do
you think I'll asked to fight in?" Eric M

 

i had sex with both your daughters
 

Please don't tax my lunch money!

 

Mr President..Can you spell RESPONSIBILITY ?

 

If I tell you my name, will you leak it to the press ?

 

What do you mean by "children trapped in unsafe schools will have the option of
transferring to a safe school"?

 

Did you also drop out of school?
 

War hero? No, we don't think you are a war hero.

 

Mr. President, did you REALLY fly in Vietnam?
 

No, we do not have a teleprompter here!

 

Is this what we get for asking you to read to us? A blank stare?

 

No, it's not Clinton's fault that you cannot read!

 

For all the good things you do for us, please take this pretzel!

 

You are our president? I thought that Cheney was our President!

 

Don't ask me....you said that you would read to us!

 

Are you for real? Even my three-old sister can read!!

 

What do you mean "There's no more funding"?
 

You lied again,Mr.President.It really isn't that big.

 

Try again Mr. President.....
"1 + 1 =....."
 

Hey Mr. President! Who would Jesus Bomb?
 

What is the logic behind dropping thousands of bombs on a country having
"hundreds, if not thousands of tons of weapons of Mass Destruction" within it's
borders?
 

"We were all wondering: why are you trying to dismantle the very framework of
our society to install a theocratic state of perpetual fascism?"
 

"We voted you off the team Georgie:
one of our rules is 'no crimes against humanity'".
 

Why is it a "trick question" to ask you to say the abc's?