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“See how much better Canal Street looks!”

Georgie,stop waving to those people and raise the pirate flag.!

“oh, my God...Water of Mass Destruction”

GEORGE AND GEORGE GOING THE WRONG WAY ON THE DELAWARE I'M WORKING THIS AREA

"Screw all of you, I've got mine"!

His own family doesn’t trust him to drive this boat either!

I told Jenna to sit up front and be on the lookout for terrorists or Liberals or Democrats or hurricanes.

THE GANG FROM ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST TAKES ANOTHER BOAT RIDE

King George II : It took me this many days to get some help to new orleans

Princess: ( thought bubbles ) In five days we could get there from maine with this boat.

( new orleans -> kennebunkport = roughly 4000 km / 120 hours = 33km/h
If the distance would be 5000km it would be 41.6 km/h so there is some time to go around in circles too. I doubt GWB could actually “stay the course”

Look Folks, three generations of Ignorance.

Faster Dad, Those Negative Poll Numbers are catching up to us.

Daddy’$ little $ailor - treasury pirates taking a bufoon for a boat ride

On the good ship , Me Me Me........

Hey George, did you remember to call ahead to Port Authority and warn them that it’s us?

"Mr. President, you will never be a Pirate Jack Swallow"

ya know, bein pResident is HARD WORK!

Which one ain't president?

“Make it a good one, boys, we all need some good publicity about now”.

See, I can count Dicks Draft Deferments on one hand.

Hey Condi, Can I go to the bathroom?

The Decider-in-Chief waves urgently to Coast Guard escort boat for an extra supply of sea-sickness bags for Jenna.  

"Stop waving, you idiot! You've been impeached and we're helping you flee the country, remember?"

"Dad and Jenna said people would be impressed if I had my IQ printed on my jacket"
 
"Once a year we take one of the twins over for as a sacrifice for Rush Limbaugh"
 
"Dad said not I better not eat any pretzels while we're on the water"

that’s right, son. wave to the peasants just like i taught you.

‘Hi, boys.  We’re trainin’ the Heiress Presumptive Jenna.  See, she already knows how to ignore what’s goin’ on!.

“Of course daddy’s at the wheel, I can’t even drive a Segway!”

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I am the Trojan Blonde

"I'd have sex with you, but I'm sure you're gay."

“The Decider gives me goose bumps.  See I have two on my chest!”

I challenge any Demo-wimps to a tesosterone-level contest!!

Yes, I used to have a tatoo of Hitler on this arm, but I had it removed
so I could get one of Bush.

Don't be silly!  Jesus never said anything about caring for the
poor or being peacemakers! That's just a bunch of rotten
Liberal crap!

Just look at those liberal tracks into my armpit ...!

I love it when George lies to me!!!!

Give those loud, noisy hurricanes spanish names, for they make loud
noise just like the Minutemen and their anti-illegal immigrant rhetoric.

oink , oink,,my soul for book sales,,,sure!,,,oink

That’ll cost you extra.

“The doctor said it’s called ASSHOLITIS and apparently it’s incurable!”

Nuthin’ goin’ on up here, folks!

“Do I believe zombies can mate with gargoyles? I don’t know . . .
what’s your point?”

Go F*** Yourself

I KNOW, THE PICTURE IS FUZZY. BUT SO IS AMERICA'S FUTURE

Wilbur,,,,,can I have another sugar cube,,,,

Does my adams apple show?

I must remember to not raise my chin or my Adam's Apple will show.

YES VIRGINIA, THERE IS A MURPHY'S LAW.

I'M RELATED TO LIZZIE BORDEN. THAT'S WHY I'M SO GOOD AT HATCHET JOBS. 

KISS ME BIG BOY! I'LL LET YOU TOUCH MY ADAM'S APPLE.

"Hey there Georgie, just think of me as a lighter shade of Condi. Rrrrrouf !"
 
"Say Dickie, is that a shotgun in your pants or are you on Viagra?"
 
"Whatsa matter? Haven't you ever seen an overaged, anorexic sex kitten with a giant Adam's apple before?"

Next time, I better peroxide by underarms, too.

I gotta go. Which way is the men's, ah, I mean, women's bathroom?

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Thank you all for your fabulous captions!