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Bollywood has a casting call for an American idiot.

The English and mad dogs conquered the world with
panache. The Americans lost it with one idiot.

Where have all his synapses gone?

Why does this man keep trying to hold my hand?

My kingdom for a cold Flying Horse. (Flying Horse is a beer sold in India)

If he ask me one more time to charm a snake, I swear he will wish he had gone hunting with Dick Cheney!

And you complain about our Caste System?


Where’s that jibberish to English translator?

Adjust his meds now please!

What an idiot. He never even felt me lift his wallet.
 

Please don't stand so close to me."

God I hate shifty eyed white guys

This "vacant" bubble should be permanently over this guy's head!

Uh Oh, Where's Condi, I think he needs to pee again
 

The way things are going around here, I'm glad I wore my Kevlar Turban!

What's all the fuss about $325 million in the Powerball Lottery? The big jackpot is in Iraq. Someone won (or stole) $8.8 billion there and there's hardly any news about it!

Gov. Schwarzenegger can't find a registered health-care professional to execute a convicted murderer. Maybe his fellow Republican, Dick Cheney, will just drop in and shoot the guy.

"Have I just entered the Twilight Zone?"
 

He just asked me to arrange an elephant ride!

or

I just released a cobra up his pantleg

or

These cowboy boots are killing me!

or

I put catnip on his bowtie, so my tiger can use him for a scratching post.

Does this guy not know he's stepping on his dick?

Jeff Gannon better pay me plenty. He's the
stupidest date he's ever given me.

Its time to play, "Sock It To Me".

Carl.....CARL...Take that damn gun away from Dick an tell him we ain't huntin now....
 

"Question of the day.....Who's with Stupid?"

Don’t look now, but I think that was Patrick Henry who just entered the room !

 "Of course I'm embarrassed, but he's our #1 job source."

"Maybe he'll outsource 911 calls."

"I'm only here because he thinks I own a chain of casinos"
or
"Up close, he really does look like a monkey."
or
"The idiots you have to deal with in this business..."
or
"I can't believe TSA strip searched me."
or
"Is that a car battery and two electrodes?"
or
"We're going hunting what? With Who?"
or
"A teepee! He thinks I live in a Teepee!"
or
"Hee hee, He thinks TexMex is spicy, wait'll he passes my wife's curry! We're talkin' fire in the hole, baby!"
-Dave Thomas

"Boosh, Boosh Bo Boosh, Fananna Fana Fo Boosh, NO Boosh"

"phew, I think he just released a dirty bomb."

I gotta win this thing, my English is better than his

The great uniter did well to Unite The Iraqis who are now stampeding toward a civil war!!
 

1. Ganesha, give me the strength to endure even one more minute with this buffoon.

2. If he calls me "rug head" one more time, a pox on his entire family!

3. Buddha help us if HIS job is ever outsourced to India!

4. Look straight ahead, breathe deep, think pleasant thoughts. Thank God for yoga training.

5. Oh joy. Just what we need: yet another monkey in this country. Ron B

I WONDER HOW MUCH MONEY FOR HIS MOTHER?

THINK LAURA HAS ANY DIME BAGS LEFT?

HOW CAN YOU BE SO DUMB?

COULD I BUY THIS WHITE HOUSE FOR A COUPLE BILLION?

You'd think the most "powerful" nation on Earth could elect somebody other than Forrest Gump to be their President

I am a Sikh - but this jerk to my left is just SICK!

After Coulter's "raghead" comment I wanted
to kill her with my own hands. Then it turns
out she's a cow and I can't touch her. Talk
about bad kharma