Romney the Zombie

 

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Team Obama tries to run Romney’s Jeep charge off the road

…”Obama took GM and Chrysler into bankruptcy and sold Chrysler to Italians who are going to build Jeeps in China,” said the voice-over on the Romney campaign ad. “Mitt Romney will fight for every American job.”… Chrysler  issued a rare public comment that acidly remarked of the ad: “A careful and unbiased reading of the Bloomberg take would have saved unnecessary fantasies and extravagant comments.”…

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“Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.” –Bill Maher

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The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

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GOP Now Endorses Hurricane Sandy!

By Don Davis

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 Sandy Brings Websites Down

Sandy, one of the biggest storms ever to hit eastern United States, flooded servers of Datagram Inc in New York City, bringing down several media websites it hosts, including Huffington Post and Gawker.

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“In the last three weeks, Mitt Romney has come out against tax cuts for the rich, against war, and suddenly for regulations, for teachers, for auto bailouts, for the UN, for birth control, for foreign aid. And what I love is that at this point it’s too late for the Tea Party to do anything about this except act like they’re okay with it. At this point they’re at this point they’re like Jerry Sandusky’s wife.” –Bill Maher

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Republican Shenanigans

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“They’re saying the Frankenstorm could be the worst storm ever. What’s happening is a cold front from Canada and low pressure from the hurricane are colliding with the hot air from Donald Trump.” –Bill Maher

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New Jersey Governor: Obama’s the Man!

One of Mitt Romney’s biggest supporters, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, had nothing but praise for President Barack Obama today, as his state prepares to rebuild from the damage caused by Hurricane Sandy.

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www.internetweekly.org

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“If these evangelical Republicans were any more anti-woman, I would think that they’re repressed homo…wait a second!” –Bill Maher

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Rock-the-Voter News

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What the World Thinks of the US Presidential Election

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“Are you excited about Halloween? People go out pretending to be something they’re not, looking for handouts. It’s like running for president.” –David Letterman

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Business/Tech News

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“Donald Trump has been fired from managing the upscale condominium in New York City known as ‘Trump Place.’ The condominium board fired him. Finally a job loss Obama can be happy about. “ –Jay Leno

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Did China Donate or Dump Cars In Costa Rica?

More than half of the police patrol cars donated by China to Costa Rica’s Fuerza Publica are out of order. Pablo Bertozzi, Subdirector of the Fuerza Publica, said that out of the 350 police cars donated by China, only 158 are out on the road.

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“It’s now reported that Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to star in another ‘Conan’ movie. In this one, Conan has a son with the woman who cleans his castle.” –Jay Leno

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 Legal Defense and Food Fund

I am barely hanging on. PLEASE lend a hand if you can.

Offline donation: Lisa Casey – POBox 88 – Ashford, AL 36312
Email me @ lisa@allhatnocattle.net
 

Thank you, Sandra.

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Odd News

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Time To Deflate Photo

Tokyo’s claustrophobic capsule hotel

The capsule concept has been around for at least 30 years, starting out as lodging for businessmen working or partying late who missed the last train home and needed a cheap place to crash.Photo/Shizuo Kambayashi
 

Peace.

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