An Ode to Mitt Romney



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Romney’s ‘binders full of women’ remark takes on life of its own

It wasn’t “there you go again” or “you’re no Jack Kennedy,” but one of the more quoted lines from the latest presidential debate might well be …

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President Obama is now saying he was too polite to Mitt Romney in the first debate. Obama now plans to address Romney as “Money Bag.”- Conan

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The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

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 Cubans Will Be Free To Travel? Really?

The Cuban government announced on Tuesday that it would terminate the exit visa requirement by Jan. 14, possibly letting many more Cubans depart for vacations, or forever, with only a passport and a visa from the country where they plan to go.

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Ross Perot has endorsed Mitt Romney. This could help Romney get the vote of people you forgot were still alive.- Conan

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Why Romney’s ‘Binders Full of Women’ Remark Will Hurt Him with MEN!

By Don Davis

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Republican Shenanigans

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I don’t know why they had a debate. This race was over last night when Honey Boo Boo made her official endorsement. She’s pulling for Barack Obama. They say as goes Honey Boo Boo, so goes the election. – Jimmy KImmel

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He’s Sorry He Wanted Obama Sent Back to Kenya. Wah. Wah.

Republican Senate candidate Tommy Thompson said Tuesday that his son feels terrible for suggesting that voters should send President Barack Obama back to Kenya.

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Rock-the-Voter News

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WWJD? Evangelical Duggar Family, All 19 of Them, Back “Legitimate Rape” Akin

Missouri Senate candidate Todd Akin got a campaign trail boost Tuesday as the Duggar family – the reality TV couple Michelle and Jim Bob made famous with their now 19 children – headline two days of rallies as the Republican maintains a competitive race against Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill.

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They agreed the subjects for the debate were foreign and domestic issues. Which pretty much covers everything, doesn’t it? Where else is there besides foreign and domestic issues? Space, I guess?- Jimmy Kimmel

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Business/Tech News

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“Those who have money in Aleppo only worry about their wealth and interests when we have long lived in poverty. They have been breast-fed cowardice and their hearts are filled with fear. With their money, we could buy weapons that enable us to liberate the entire city in a week.” – Rebel commander Osama Abu Mohammed in a statement as Syrian rebels’ bitterness at the business class in Aleppo may prompt them to seek ways of redistributing the wealth.

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Nobody in the debate talked about today’s big story out of Europe — the big art heist at a museum in Rotterdam. You have to hand it to these thieves. It is not easy sneaking up in the Netherlands. Usually your wooden shoes give you away.- Craig Ferguson

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Odd News

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Time To Deflate Photo

A worker test drives a car in the shape of a heels on a road in the southern Indian city of Hyderabad. The shoe is part of a ladies series of creations by Indian car designer Sudhakar Yadav to mark the International Women’s Day and the car can run at a maximum speed of 45 kph (28 mph). Photo/Krishnendu Halder

 

Peace.

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