I’m entitled to offshore tax havens



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Romney says his comments in video are accurate but ‘not elegantly stated’

COSTA MESA, Calif.—Mitt Romney stood by his comments captured on a hidden camera at a closed-door fundraiser earlier this yea…

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Romney not only screwed the 47% pooch, he put him on top of his friggin car.

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But, it is kind of funny to put “God” on money. This is the same “God” who sent his son down to beat up the moneylenders? If Jesus got angry and kicked the moneychangers out of the temple, imagine how ape-sh** he would have gone at Bain Capital. – Bill Maher

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The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

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 Iraqi Profiling

Iraq reopened its border with Syria on Tuesday to receive refugees escaping violence, but refused entry to young men for security reasons, Iraqi officials said.

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Now that we’ve passed the 11-year anniversary, we must all learn the final lesson of 9/11 and stop obsessing about 9/11. In 1986, most people had let Vietnam go. In 1952, people weren’t constantly referencing Pearl Harbor. And in the years since the Civil War, nobody…[slide of protesters carrying Confederate flags]…oh, never mind. – Bill Maher

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Republican Shenanigans

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Romney Bitch Slaps Palestinians

GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney told donors in a newly released video clip that Palestinians “have no interest” in peace with Israel and suggested that efforts at Mideast peace under his administration would languish.

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“A recent poll found that most Americans believe President Obama would be a more loyal friend than Mitt Romney. In other words, Obama is the guy holding your hair back in the bathroom while Romney uploads the drunk photos to Facebook.” –Jimmy Fallon

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Another Early October Surprise

Romney “47 Percent” Fundraiser Host: Hedge Fund Manager Who Likes Sex Parties

When Mitt Romney at a private fundraiser dismissed all Barack Obama voters as moochers and victims—showing disdain for nearly half of the American electorate—he was speaking at the home of controversial private equity manager Marc Leder in Boca Raton on May 17, 2012….

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Rock-the-Voter News

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[Last] week was the anniversary of 9/11 and the beginning of the war on terror. Which we totally won. But, government will never admit that, because the greedy money-machine known as the military-industrial complex sniffed out a source of cash like a pig on a truffle. And they will never let it go. Homeland Security is a bloated, federal monstrosity that eats our wealth and lives beyond our reproach, and we pay them $75 billion to do it. And we will from now until forever.

Because “free” is only the first part of “freedom.” The other part is “dumb.” – Bill Maher

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This Should Be Good

Bill O’Reilly, the Fox News personality and host of “The O’Reilly Factor,” and Jon Stewart, the satirist and anchor of Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show,” will face each other in a 90-minute contest of mental nimbleness and verbal dexterity, to be held in Washington on Oct. 6 and broadcast on the Internet, its organizers said.

The debate, called “The Rumble in the Air-Conditioned Auditorium,”

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Congratulations to Jewish people on 5773 years of having to explain to non-Jews what Rosh Hashanah is! Indecision in a Tweet

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Business/Tech News

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Give Fox News a break. Logic is not their forte.

The iPhone 5 is sure to be one of the top-selling gadgets of the year. But with all the rumors… it seems that the mainstream media outlet Fox News can’t make heads or tails of what features the real iPhone 5 includes, as this rather humorous television segment shows.

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Worshipping money is how we let things like our wars and our prisons and our healthcare turn into for-profit business endeavors. Is the war on drugs ever going to end? Sh**, no. Because it’s making billions for the private prison, alcohol and prescription drug industries. – Bill Maher

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A new study found that running for two minutes is just as good for you as working out for 90 minutes. That doesn’t sound like a study — it sounds like something a chubby guy says after being on the treadmill for two minutes. – Jimmy Fallon

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Earthquake Relief Fund

Offline donation: Lisa Casey – POBox 88 – Ashford, AL 36312
Email me @ lisa@allhatnocattle.net
 
Last donation was September 14, 2012
 
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Legal Defense and Food on my Family Fundraiser

 Offline donation: Lisa Casey – POBox 88 – Ashford, AL 36312

Last donation was September 14, 2012

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Odd News

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Time To Deflate Photo

 

After years of budgetary battles, NASA hopes for more cooperation between human and robotic space exploration. Photo/NASA

Peace.

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