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Mike Kelly Compares Birth Control Mandate To Pearl Harbor, 9/11
Criticizing President Barack Obama’s health care reform law on Wednesday, Rep. Mike Kelly (R-Pa.) likened the requirement that private insurance plans provide contraception coverage to two of the most devastating attacks on American soil.
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“That’s right, free government birth control for all the ladies. So, don’t forget to reset your watches and check your calendars because it’s now whore o’clock on the first day of Skankjuary.” –Stephen Colbert
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The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
- Drive-by shootings in Iraq kill 5 security troops
- Turkish official’s surprise visit riles Iraq
- Iraq won’t let U.S. try Hezbollah figure
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British Diplomacy: In the Style of Mr. Bean
A British diplomat has been photographed accompanying North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un on his roller-coaster ride last week, the British embassy in the North’s capital Pyongyang said Friday.
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“The U.S. team has swept all the medals in the skeet shooting event. So despite our bad economy, it’s nice to know our country has never been safer from an attack of skeets.” –Conan O’Brien
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Republican Shenanigans
- Romney: ‘I have paid taxes every year’
- Republican Roadblock Leaves Long Odds for 2012 Cybersecurity Law
- Pile of Bills Is Left Behind as Congress Goes to Campaign
- Boehner ‘feeling better’ about Republicans keeping the House
- GOP Governors Gather to Rally Around Romney
- Greta Van Susteren on Dick Cheney: ‘He’s Not Afraid to Say Things About the …
- Republican congressman: Congress is full of chuckleheads
- Chick-fil-A Opponents Stage Same-Sex Kiss-In
- New Law in North Carolina Bans Latest Scientific Predictions of Sea-Level Rise
- Retired porn star Jenna Jameson supports Mitt Romney
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Boehner Alert: Lame Attempt at Obama Bashing
Republican House Speaker John Boehner ripped into President Barack Obama during an interview Thursday with Fox News Radio’s “Kilmeade and Friends,” accusing him of never having “a real job.”
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“Michael Phelps set an all-time Olympic record for most medals. Phelps has so much gold on his chest he’s been asked to join the cast of ‘Jersey Shore.’” –Conan O’Brien
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Who believes that Rmoney will release his tax returns?
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Rock-the-Voter News
- Obama addresses jobs report, then hits Republicans on taxes
- Poll: Obama leads Romney among women voters in key swing states
- Obama: Penn State punishment “appropriate” in Sandusky scandal
- Oklahoma is so hot that street lamps are melting
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“Here’s a rule of thumb. If you have to follow your claim with the words ‘I don’t know if that’s true,’ then shut up. Otherwise you might as well put a dead cocker spaniel on your head and start yelling about birth certificates.” –Jon Stewart blasts Harry Reid for speculating Mitt Romney didn’t pay taxes for 10 years
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Business/Tech News
- Oil prices jump on US jobs data
- Enbridge says pipeline system safe despite U.S. concerns
- Wall Street climbs to three-month high on strong payrolls
- Spain inches towards a full EU bailout
- 76% of Colleges Struggle to Meet Bandwidth Demands
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I can hear Mitt Romney at job interview: “No, I’m not showing you my resume. You prove that I don’t have enough experience or shut up and give me the job.” – Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian
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”Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt.” – Stephen Colbert
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Odd News
- Lifeguard gets $2,600 bill after rescuing boy from surf
- Vt. police: Man angry about arrest used tractor like monster truck to crush 7 cop vehicles
- Nun, 82, Allegedly Splashed Human Blood on Nuke Plant
- Wow! 11-Year-Old Cheetah Breaks Land Speed Record
- Dr. Ruth Sexes Up Olympics With Racy Tweets
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Time To Deflate Photo
Robotic hand displays human-like skills
European researchers said Aug. 3 they had developed the world’s first real-sized, five-fingered robotic hand able to grasp and manipulate objects with human-like dexterity.
Robotics student Gildo Andreoni interacts with a Dexmart robotic hand built at the University of Bologna in the Robotville exhibition at the Science Museum on November 29, 2011 in London, England. Photo by Oli Scarff
