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Ariz. sheriff says Obama birth certificate is fake
Investigators for an Arizona sheriff’s volunteer posse say President Barack Obama’s birth certificate is definitely fraudulent…Mike Zullo, the Arizona posse’s chief investigator, said numeric codes on parts of the long-form birth certificate indicate those parts weren’t filled out, yet those sections asking for the race of Obama’s father and his field of work or study were completed.
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DAMMIT! After all the trouble the Democrats went to smuggle a Kenyan Muslim into the country, plant fake notices of his birth in the 1961 Honolulu Advertiser, educate him to hate America at an Indonesian madrasa, cover up the years he spent as a spy for Pakistan, set him up as a community organizer, get him elected to his first term as President, the whole freaking plan is now going to fall apart because some idiot screwed up the codes on his fake birth certificate! DETAILS, PEOPLE! – Wonkette comment
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The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
- Pakistan to US: Replace drones with jets
- Bomb kills 14 in Pakistan tribal zone
- Ex-Syrian defense minister said killed in Damascus
- Yemen army officer, 2 al-Qaida militants killed
- Iran says US can’t clear Gulf of mines
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Luke Skywalker Comments on the Romulan
Actor Mark Hamill—still, decades later, best known for his turn as Luke Skywalker in the original “Star Wars” trilogy—is warning voters that Mitt Romney “only imitates human behavior. He’s not actually human himself.”
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“On Friday Oprah Winfrey interviewed Mitt Romney. They talked about politics, foreign policy, and what it’s like to lose a million dollars in the couch cushions.” –Conan O’Brien
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Republican Shenanigans
- New Romney ad accuses Obama of directing stimulus cash to supporters
- Romney campaign says Obama should “learn to be an American”
- Romney camp: Obama taking Bain donations ‘height of hypocrisy’
- GOP super PAC receives major donation from casino mogul Sheldon Adelson
- George W. Bush: ‘This Is the Year’
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If anyone knows how to get a president elected, it is Jeb Bush. He did a smash up job in 2000 getting his brother elected
Jeb Bush has repeatedly said he has no interest in being Mitt Romney’s running mate, but in a move that is sure to revive rumors about his vice presidential chances, the former Florida governor is campaigning in Ohio Wednesday for the GOP nominee.
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Mitt’s Latest Story on Tax Returns: ‘I Take The Standard Deduction’
By Don Davis
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Sununu Apologizes for Insulting the President. Fwaack <—the sound of me hitting the floor
John Sununu backpedaled from his attack on Barack Obama as not American enough Tuesday, apologizing for insulting the president: “I made a mistake. I shouldn’t have used those words, and I apologize for using those words.”
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Rock-the-Voter News
- Obama campaign sues over Ohio early voting law
- Nebraska judge dismisses states’ suit over contraception mandate
- Lawsuit-plagued Washington town mulls tax increase, not dissolution
- City of Compton may declare bankruptcy by September: officials
- Four U.S. power reactors shut & NYC sweats during heat wave
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“A new poll found that 54 percent of Florida voters think the country is on the wrong track under President Obama. While the rest of Florida’s voters still think Teddy Roosevelt is president.” –Jimmy Fallon
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Penn State Football Players Want to Transfer
A student-athlete advocacy group has asked the NCAA to lift all transfer restrictions for Penn State football players, allowing them to switch schools without penalty. The request comes in the wake of the school-funded Freeh Commission concluding that administrators and coaches helped conceal the Jerry Sandusky sexual molestation scandal.
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Business/Tech News
- Oil price climbs above $90 on stronger US demand
- Bank of America Questioned in Rate Scandal
- Consumer Agency Orders Capital One to Pay $165 million
- Nearly 50% of Americans Believe Wealthy Lifestyle Is Unattainable: The Hill
- Viacom blackout on DirecTV boosts Disney Channel
- 5 Things You Didn’t Know You Could Do on LinkedIn
- Rotten Tomatoes suspends comments on ‘Dark Knight’
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“Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform.” –Jay Leno
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Lasered JetBlue Pilot
A JetBlue pilot suffered an eye injury when a green laser was pointed directly into the cockpit as the plane was en route to New York’s John F. Kennedy Airport.
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email me at lisa@allhatnocattle.net
Thanks again, Rick!
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Odd News
- George Michael ‘woke from coma with different accent’
- 2 Seattle men stopped at border for illegal candy
- Residents warned: 6-foot lizard loose in Colorado
- Wash. crows blamed for ‘suspicious powder’ scare
- 7-Eleven’s ridiculous mashed potato dispenser could take the U.S. by storm
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Time To Deflate Photo
Mind-boggling three-dimensional art
National Geographic Visitor Center at Grand Canyon shows an unidentified visitor examining the sidewalk artwork “Grand Canyon Illusion” by artist Kurt Wenner outside the center at the South Rim of the Grand Canyon near Tusayan, Ariz. The 3-D piece gives the illusion of being perched atop spires and starting down a winding trail that seemingly plunges into the depths of the massive gorge. Photo/National Geographic Visitor Center at Grand Canyon, Joel Kramer
Peace.
