In Florida the Governor Votes For You



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Florida challenges Washington over voter purge effort

Florida on Wednesday disputed a Justice Department claim that its controversial voter purge efforts may be illegal and said it was the federal government that appeared to have run afoul of the law.

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 ”Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that ‘my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.’” - Isaac Asimov

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The World-Is-a-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

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McCain: Whining about Obama

The White House is denying claims by Republican Sen. John McCain that it orchestrated news leaks of classified information to boost President Barack Obama’s re-election chances.

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Hey, guess who’s gay? Green Lantern. His superpower is decorating on a budget.- David Letterman

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Republican Shenanigans

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Ron Paul: Slowly Pulling the Plug

Republican candidate Ron Paul broke some difficult news to his followers Wednesday night: He bluntly admitted that he won’t win the GOP presidential nomination.

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CNBC is reporting that America lost 129,000 millionaires last year. Or as Mitt Romney calls them, “an endangered species we have to protect.”- Jay Leno

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Subject: Harry Reid Vote

Once Democrats knew the bill wouldn’t pass, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., switched his “Yes” vote to “No,” a procedural move that will allow him to try to move the bill again at a later date.

“But it’s clear where Democrats stand,” Reid said. “We stand for equal pay for equal work. And it’s time for Republicans to stop denying the reality that millions of women face every day, and work with us to give women the pay equality they deserve.”

Roger

Thanks Roger. This is why Americans hate Congress so much. Convoluted procedures as complex as our tax forms that waste time and money.

It is shameful that Republicans are continuing this war on women and minorities. Who will be left to vote for the GOP? Angry White men?

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“Facebook may change its accounts policy and allow kids under 13 to join. Under 13. Yeah, when they heard this, Chinese officials said, ‘Great. Now our workers will never get anything done.’” –Conan O’Brien

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Rock the Voter

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Get to Work, Mr. Speaker

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi urged Speaker John Boehner to cancel next week’s scheduled recess because the House has too much critical legislative work to tackle.

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There’s a rumor that President Obama will stop by today’s L.A. Kings hockey game. He doesn’t want to draw attention to himself. He just wants to blend in with all the other black, Hawaiian hockey fans.- Conan

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Business News

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Hey, I want to wish a happy 56th birthday to tennis great Bjorn Borg. Yeah, I got him a gift card to his favorite store — Bjest Buy.- Jimmy Fallon

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Subject: Spider it isn’t

Hi, Lisa

Your spider appears to be a whipscorpion aka a vinegaroon. It is called vinegaroon because it shoots an acetic acid from an abdominal duct. This solution is generally harmless. They eat other creepy-crawleys. It is understandable that you felt threatened by the beastie; I mean – look at it.

Peace and unrest, Mick

Thanks for writing, Mick. Beastie is a great description. Some of the insects down here look prehistoric, no wonder Jurassic Park was filmed here.

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Odd News

 

The One World Trade Center is seen behind the Space Shuttle Enterprise, being transported on a barge to dock at Weeks Marine in Port Elizabeth, New Jersey, for a four-day journey to the Intrepid Sea, Air & Space Museum in New York June 6, 2012. Photo/Eduardo Munoz

Peace.

 

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One Response to In Florida the Governor Votes For You

  1. Troy Greensill says:

    Hi Lisa,

    Your spider experience inspired me to write an alternate version of the ‘eensy weensy spider’.
    My version tells a true story of what happened when a spider suddenly appeared on the drivers side window while my girlfriend was driving and I was in the passenger seat.
    BTW this spider was anything but eensy weensy, it was one of those hairy big-as-your-hand types.
    It doesn’t rhyme like the original but is slightly amusing nonetheless.

    “The eensy weensy spider climbed up the window pane
    Sarah stopped the car and then she ran away
    Out came the shoe and smashed the spider out
    Now the eensy weensy spider won’t climb anything ever again.