How not to win an election



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Obama declares support for gay marriage

President Obama today announced that he now supports same-sex marriage, reversing his longstanding opposition amid growing pressure from the Democratic base and even his own vice president.

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“Police in Fort Wayne, Indiana, arrested a man for allegedly driving three blocks with four young children strapped to the hood of his car. Good to see Mitt Romney spending some time with the family, huh?” –Jay Leno

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 The World-Is-a-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

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Putin’ Off Meeting Obama

The White House says Russian President Vladimir Putin is skipping a planned visit to the United States this month for an economic summit and a much-anticipated meeting with President Barack Obama.

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“I hate to dampen everybody’s spirit but they busted up another one of these exploding underpants plots. All I can say is thanks a lot, underpants bombers, because now at airport security we have to put our underpants in a tray.” –David Letterman

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 Colin Powell Verifies What We Already Knew About the Iraq War

The George W. Bush Administration was set on going to war with Iraq even before Colin Powell made his infamous 2003 weapons of mass destruction pitch to the United Nations, writes the former secretary of state in his new book, “It Worked For Me: In Life and Leadership.”

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The Rumor That Might Just Kill Off Romney’s Right Wing Support

By Don Davis

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Republican Shenanigans

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“Apparently Rick Santorum endorsed Mitt Romney last night very late via email. That just makes Santorum one of the 10 million guys ashamed of what he did late last night on his computer.” –Conan O’Brien

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Romney Apologies 40+ Years Late

Mitt Romney has apologized for incidents described in a Washington Post story about his prep school years in Michigan. Some of the events include forcibly cutting a boy’s bleached-blond hair and hassling a closeted gay student in English class.

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Joke.

‎”I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, “Stop! don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” He said, “Like what?” I said, “Well, are you religious or atheist?” He said, “Religious.” I said, “Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?” He said, “Christian.” I said, “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?” He said, “Baptist!” I said, “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist church of god or Baptist church of the lord?” He said, “Baptist church of god!” I said, “Me too! Are you original Baptist church of god, or are you reformed Baptist church of god?” He said, “Reformed Baptist church of god!” I said, “Me too! Are you reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?” He said, “Reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!” I said, “Die, heretic scum”, and pushed him off.” – Emo Phillips.

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Rock the Voter

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“Rick Santorum gave Mitt Romney his endorsement. So Mitt gets all of Santorum’s delegates and all of his sweater vests.” –David Letterman

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 Business News

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Chinese Bank ICBC Is Now In the USA!

The United States opened its banking market to China’s biggest bank ICBC, for the first time clearing a takeover of a US bank by a Chinese state-controlled company.

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Click below to travel with CW

    Travels With an Alien

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Various Emails

 

Subject: Red Ant Swarm after your court date

 

Ms. Casey,

Just a note, carpenter ants are a symptom, not a disease.  They do not cause problems in the wood, they show you that a problems could easily exist.  You need to have a human type carpenter check your wall studs for dryrot.

Hopefully, what you have is an inspection team.

My cabina (a one room cabin) is rustico or open air. Ants here are very aggressive, as are many other frightening insects, such as; the giant prehistoric looking grasshopper with sharp barbs on its legs, scorpions and oh, giant frogs/toads? that will chase you. I should also mention the small yellow snake that causes death in under 5 seconds after you’re bitten. To keep everything in check is vigilance. Those ants swarmed….all new babies with wings. They probably moved in my nightstand after the rainy season began a few weeks ago and hatched when I was in court. I’ve dealt with worse in the states…rattlesnakes!

 

 

 

Subject: Your website

I remember in the dark days of the preparations for the Iraq War, you and a few other bloggers were the only source of news. Scary times but you came through.

Jim

Thanks for that Jim and thank you for your donation.

Years ago I wrote on this website: “I believe the Internet will make

our earth smaller and peaceful through truth.”

It’s just taking longer than I thought.

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Legal Defense Fundraiser #3 and hopefully the f***ing last one

Thank you to Jim and Kathy!

Offline support: Lisa Casey ~ PO Box 88 ~ Ashford, AL 36312

I love email: lisa@allhatnocattle.net

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Odd News

 

Off-duty police officers march in protest at funding cuts through central London May 10, 2012. Thousands of British police officers planned to join striking border officials and healthcare workers on Thursday in a protest against wage caps, pension reforms and other austerity measures. I wonder if that could happen in the United States. Photo/Eddie Keogh

Peace.

 

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