Here is the Perfect 2012 Republican Ticket!



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10 Republicans who could jump in

What happens if Romney loses Michigan next week? Some are saying it could mean the Republican Party needs a new candidate to take on President Barack Obama. Here’s POLITICO’s list of 10 people who could jump into the race (or be tapped as the GOP standard-bearer at a brokered convention):

  1. Jeb Bush…

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The GOP isn’t just scraping the bottom of the barrel, they’re squeezing the goo from between the slats that leaked out of the bottom of the barrel. – Will Durst

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The World-Is-a-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

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Obama Apologizes for Quran Burnings

The Afghan president’s office says it has received a letter from President Barack Obama formally apologizing for the burning of Qurans at a U.S. military base in Afghanistan.

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It’s been reported that Mitt Romney’s campaign is spending cash twice as fast as they’re earning it. Hey, it turns out he is just like us after all.- Conan

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Republican Shenanigans

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Aborted Attempt by a Republican!

Virginia’s Republican Gov. Bob McDonnell on Wednesday abruptly shifted his stance on a hotly-contested bill requiring women seeking abortions to have an ultrasound, asking lawmakers to revise the legislation just before a scheduled vote.

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Newt Gingrich’s Futuristic Approach to Virginia Vaginal Probes

By Don Davis

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Rock the Voter

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Wow. Religious Pharmacists Have More Birth Control Rights Than Women

A federal judge ruled on Wednesday that Washington state cannot require pharmacists to dispense emergency contraceptives if to do so violates their religious beliefs.

U.S. District Judge Ronald B. Leighton declared the state regulation unconstitutional because it trampled on pharmacists’ right to “conscientious objection.”

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Business News

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Oil prices jumped to well over $100 a barrel, and analysts say it’s due to tension in the Middle East. So, luckily, it’s just a temporary thing. – Jay Leno

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The Merchandising of Obama

The president who uses a Blackberry really wants you to buy an iPhone case. Or four.

It’s not just any iPhone case: It’s a $40 model from the Obama campaign’s vast and growing online store, an increasingly important weapon in the cash war for public office.

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Taco Bell plans to start selling tacos made out of nacho cheese Doritos. Their goal is to create Mexican food that’s totally unrecognizable to the Mexican people. – Jay Leno

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Odd News

 

This photo, released by mining giant Rio Tinto on February 22, shows a 12.76 carat pink diamond — the largest of the rare and precious stones ever found in Australia. Named the Argyle Pink Jubilee, the rough stone was found at Rio’s pink diamond operations in the Kimberley region of Western Australia and would take 10 days to cut and polish in Perth.

Peace.

 

 

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