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"While
he's in New York for the U.N. conference, Libyan dictator Muammar Qaddafi is
traveling with an entourage of 50 attractive female bodyguards. The guards are
there in case Qaddafii gets attacked or in case he wants to make a music video
from 1985." --Conan O'Brien
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Republican-Shenanigans News
"Well,
according to the FBI, terrorists may be targeting sporting events here in the
United States and people attending games are being told keep an eye out for
anybody looking suspicious or anybody who looks like they might be a threat.
Well, what do you do at an Oakland Raiders game? That's everybody." --Jay
Leno
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Rock-The-Voter News Republican Wants Obama Out Of Government
A Republican congressman who called President Barack Obama an "enemy of humanity" said Tuesday through a spokeswoman that he should have made clear that he was referring to the president's policies related to abortion...."A president that has lost his way that badly, that has no ability to see the image of God in these little fellow human beings, if he can't do that right, then he has no place in any station of government and we need to realize that he is an enemy of humanity," Franks said
"Oh, and
that Colorado man that's arrested for lying to the FBI and having links to al
Qaeda, well, they got him on an additional charge. Planning to use weapons of
mass destruction. He reportedly purchased bomb-making ingredients from a beauty
supply store. Did you hear his defense today? He said, 'Don't hate me because
I'm beautiful.'" --Jay Leno
Biz-Tech News
"You know
about Qaddafi living in his tent? You know this whole wacky story? After
residents complained, Qaddafi had to dismantle his tent he was living in outside
of New York City, in Bedford, New York. You know, say what you want about
Qaddafi, but don't you wish your relatives, when they came, would stay in a tent
on the front lawn?" --Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
"You know, it was fun at the beginning of the week when we had all of the world leaders here in New York City visiting the U.N. for the big grand opening of the U.N. It was fun for a while but now we are sick of them and want them to go home. Traffic is insane. You can't get anywhere. And Qaddafi with that stretch camel, who's he kidding?" --David Letterman
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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