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Bush Spending Last Week of 2004 in Texas
AP, 12-27-04
President Bush began his post-Christmas vacation Sunday contemplating a hefty second-term agenda on both global and domestic fronts, including expectations of continued violence against U.S. troops in Iraq...
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WES CLARK, NEW TV STAR
New York Post, 12-26-04
Former Democratic presidential candidate Wesley Clark is planning a new chapter of his career: Hes working on a sitcom.
Clark is writing a television show based on his experiences... |
GOP sets up Senate collision on judges
USATODAY.com , 12-27-04
President Bush's move to renominate 20 judicial candidates whose confirmations have been blocked by Senate Democrats sets the stage for a bitter procedural battle... |
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What a gawd awful outfit on W.
It is so cold back East,
even some of the red states are turning blue. -- Jay Leno
www.mystolennation.com
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
You might be a rightwing
Republican if
you think there should be a constitutional amendment banning gay
men from getting abortions.
AHNC Viewer, The Pilgrim
Walking Eagle
By
HUBERT WILSON
Cockamamy
Texas strut so immature.
Observed by others as the sign of a boor.
Ridiculed even in far aWay Kuala Lumpur.
Pathetic attempt at macho allure.
Undeniably insecure.
Lunacy in need of a cure.
Extensive mental help needed for sure.
No John Wayne lure.
Taste he Will absolutely obscure!
Prancing like a midnight drunk on a moor.
Offensive as bad couture.
Swaggering like a pimp to procure.
Totally not demure - more like a drag Dorothy Lamour.
Excess Would fill many a comic brochure.
Rudeness by this fool We endure.
Idiocy on a World tour.
Obviously all must inure.
Resplendent in his verbal manure!
Disturbing News
The Potomac Polar Bear Club
"I think
Rumsfeld may be not too long for this world. . . . Let's dump him."
-- President Richard Nixon on April 7, 1971, talking about his young White House
aide whom Nixon said was
too critical of the Vietnam War
Republican Shenanigans
Rock-The-Voter News
This day in history: On Dec. 27, 1979,
Soviet forces seized control of Afghanistan. President Hafizullah Amin, who was
overthrown and executed, was replaced by Babrak Karmal.
Good
News
Biz-Tech News
Not All Rednecks Are
Stupid
Bush-Prison-Torture News
You might be a rightwing
Republican if
you can't enjoy your meal unless you know somebody else is hungry.
AHNC
Viewer Theoldyallerdawg
Graphic By Patricia Gerber -- San Francisco
Austrian Political Art
You might be a rightwing
Republican if
you know there must
be a similar web site bashing the dems, and you can't wait to find it.
-- anonymous AHNC viewer
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Odd
News
An emergency
parachute system is deployed on a small private plane. The parachutes for are increasingly popular among private
pilots. Manufacturer Ballistic Recovery System Inc. believes the parachutes can be used on some
commercial passenger jets. (Ballistic Recovery System Inc.)
Peace.
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