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Monday Edition -- December 27, 2004

Bush Spending Last Week of 2004 in Texas

AP, 12-27-04

President Bush began his post-Christmas vacation Sunday contemplating a hefty second-term agenda on both global and domestic fronts, including expectations of continued violence against U.S. troops in Iraq...

WES CLARK, NEW TV STAR

New York Post, 12-26-04

Former Democratic presidential candidate Wesley Clark is planning a new chapter of his career: He’s working on a sitcom.

Clark is writing a television show based on his experiences...

GOP sets up Senate collision on judges

USATODAY.com , 12-27-04

President Bush's move to renominate 20 judicial candidates whose confirmations have been blocked by Senate Democrats sets the stage for a bitter procedural battle...

What a gawd awful outfit on W.

“It is so cold back East, even some of the red states are turning blue.” -- Jay Leno

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The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

Iraq horror on tape New York Daily News
Video: Two Turks kidnapped in Iraq Aljazeera.com
Suicide Car Bomb Targets Iraqi Shi'ite Leader Reuters
Sunni party boycotts Iraqi polls BBC News
A Look at U.S. Military Deaths in Iraq AP
Rumsfeld Gets Friendly Questions in Iraq AP
Pre-Christmas violence occurs soon after Rumsfeld's surprise visit People's Daily Online, China
Lost in Translation: Iraq Interpreters Live in Fear Reuters
Former U.S. security advisor rebukes administration over Iraq invasion AFP

You might be a rightwing Republican if … you think there should be a constitutional amendment banning gay men from getting abortions.
– AHNC Viewer, The Pilgrim

Walking Eagle

By HUBERT WILSON

Cockamamy Texas strut so immature.
Observed by others as the sign of a boor.
Ridiculed even in far aWay Kuala Lumpur.
Pathetic attempt at macho allure.
Undeniably insecure.
Lunacy in need of a cure.
Extensive mental help needed for sure.
No John Wayne lure.
Taste he Will absolutely obscure!

Prancing like a midnight drunk on a moor.
Offensive as bad couture.
Swaggering like a pimp to procure.
Totally not demure - more like a drag Dorothy Lamour.
Excess Would fill many a comic brochure.
Rudeness by this fool We endure.
Idiocy on a World tour.
Obviously all must inure.
Resplendent in his verbal manure!

Disturbing News

Asia Officials Failed to Issue Warnings AP
20,000 dead, and tidal wave death toll mounts by the minute Ireland Online, Ireland
Prisoners Flee After Tsunami Hits Indonesia Jail Reuters
50,000 riot in China after police beat man to death Borneo Bulletin
Physician apparently takes own life Arkansas Democrat Gazette

The Potomac Polar Bear Club

"I think Rumsfeld may be not too long for this world. . . . Let's dump him." -- President Richard Nixon on April 7, 1971, talking about his young White House aide whom Nixon said was too critical of the Vietnam War

Republican Shenanigans

Bush asks Americans to help needy Boston Globe
Details Of Rowland's Disgrace Shouldn't End In Secrecy TheDay
Bush Plan Could Imperil Tax Write-Off for New York New York Times
Bush Faces GOP Fight Over Guest Workers AP
Oil, Gas Bonds Leave Taxpayers Exposed AP
College Republicans allegedly misled donors Kansas City Star (subscription), Mo.
Tribal Money Linked to GOP Fundraising washingtonpost.com
'Vegetable' comment prompts call for lawmaker's resignation

Rock-The-Voter News

Washington Governor's Race May Not Be Over AP

This day in history: On Dec. 27, 1979, Soviet forces seized control of Afghanistan. President Hafizullah Amin, who was overthrown and executed, was replaced by Babrak Karmal.

Good News

Yushchenko Declares Victory in Ukraine Election Reuters
Cargo Ship Brings Space Station Crew Belated Christmas Dinner New York Times
Mystery benefactor gives $100 bills Denver Post

Biz-Tech News

Dollar Falls to New Low Against Euro AP
Ford to Recall More Compact SUVs Reuters
Amazon Sets One-Day Sales Record Reuters
Ultrafast Supercomputer to Simulate Nuke Explosion Reuters
Three serious Windows flaws lack patches SearchSecurity.com
Saudis To Keep Some Oil on the Side NewsFactor Network

Not All Rednecks Are Stupid

Bush-Prison-Torture News

U.S. disclosures signal wider detainee abuse Boston Globe
Jet Is an Open Secret in Terror War

You might be a rightwing Republican if … you can't enjoy your meal unless you know somebody else is hungry.
— AHNC Viewer Theoldyallerdawg

Graphic By Patricia Gerber -- San Francisco

Austrian Political Art

You might be a rightwing Republican if … you know there must be a similar web site bashing the dems, and you can't wait to find it.
-- anonymous AHNC viewer

2004 Political Dot-Comedy Awards

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AllHatNoCattle is running neck and neck with WhiteHouse.org in the Best Bush Humor Category!

Odd News

Researchers find gay penguins in Japanese aquariums AFP
Bush Gives Wife Dessert Plates for Christmas Reuters
Man Walks Miles With Bullet Wound in Head
Teachers' Christmas Gifts Can Be Strange
Online casino strikes again, buying naughty kids' Christmas gifts
Border Patrol Union Asks Jay Leno For Apology NBC Sandiego.com, Cal.

An emergency parachute system is deployed on a small private plane. The parachutes for are increasingly popular among private pilots. Manufacturer Ballistic Recovery System Inc. believes the parachutes can be used on some commercial passenger jets. (Ballistic Recovery System Inc.)

Peace.

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