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Thursday edition - January 21, 2010 |

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McCain's wife, daughter back gay marriage movement
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NZ army to remove Bible citations from armaments |
Despite Falling Poll Numbers, Obama Would Beat Cheney |

Stunning photograph of Cindy promoting gay marriage. She looks so much better on the other side of the political fence.
"Listen to this: In 2009, the F.B.I. reported a 20 percent decrease in the number of people robbing banks. There was, however, a huge increase in the number of banks robbing people." –Jimmy Fallon

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Good For New Zealand
Biblical citations inscribed on U.S.-manufactured weapon sights used by New Zealand's troops in Afghanistan will be removed because they are inappropriate and could stoke religious tensions, New Zealand said Thursday.
"Now here's something that I think
bothers all of us. Osama bin Laden is still out doing whatever it is he does.
And so the F.B.I. updated his likeness. So the F.B.I. has gotten the original
photograph, and they've enhanced it to show what Osama bin Laden looks like now.
And if you're interested, you can see it. They put it on a carton of goat's
milk." –David Letterman

Disturbing News
Banks robbing people should come as no surprise, they’re only following the lead provided by the cable, cell phone, and satellite internet providers.

Republican-Shenanigans News
Elder Bush reportedly endorsing Hutchison; Palin-Perry event on for Super Bowl ... Austin American-Statesman
Let The Games Begin
Professor Francis A. Boyle of the University of Illinois College of Law in Champaign, U.S.A. has filed a Complaint with the Prosecutor for the International Criminal Court (I.C.C.) in The Hague against U.S. citizens George W. Bush, Richard Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, George Tenet, Condoleezza Rice, and Alberto Gonzales (the “Accused”) for their criminal policy and practice of “extraordinary rendition” perpetrated upon about 100 human beings.

Rock-The-Voter News
John Edwards Had A Baby!
Former U.S. Sen. John
Edwards of North Carolina has admitted that
he fathered a girl with his mistress.
Congratulations to the Republicans on
the senatorial win in Massachusetts. Condolences to America, which will now
experience three years of total gridlock in Congress.-
Zing!

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Biz-Tech News
"Well, all the major airlines have
raised their fees to check in baggage. In fact, it's getting so expensive now to
bring bags on board, even people who aren't terrorists are stuffing things into
their underpants." –Jay Leno
NBC Axes O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
has signed a deal with NBC
to walk away from "The Tonight Show," the network confirmed Thursday.
"NBC confirms a deal is signed and an official announcement will be made this
morning," said NBC spokeswoman Allison Gollust.

Bush-Prison-Torture News
US prepares Gitmo for 1000s of Haitian migrants Washington Post
TSA: you got to love them. Fighting today's security threats with yesterday's technology, tomorrow.- Will Durst

Go-F**k-Yourself News
I'm getting worried about Dick Cheney, he hasn't told us Obama is endangering America for over a week.

Subject: Running your website
I am going to tell you
how to run your website!
Run it exactly as you have been doing.
I find it interesting when someone differs with anyone, the first move is to
censor or silence them.
Keep up the good work, the United States of America needs you.
Tim
Don't let that emailer, Carolyn, from yesterday's edition, think that the United States of America needs me, she may challenge us to a duel!
Carolyn is typical of the right wing. A pit bull with lipstick. Remind you of anyone?
Thank you for such a humbling compliment.



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