Stunning photograph of Cindy promoting gay marriage. She looks so much better on the other side of the political fence.
"Listen to this: In 2009, the F.B.I. reported a 20 percent decrease in the number of people robbing banks. There was, however, a huge increase in the number of banks robbing people." –Jimmy Fallon
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam Good For New Zealand
Biblical citations inscribed on U.S.-manufactured weapon sights used by New Zealand's troops in Afghanistan will be removed because they are inappropriate and could stoke religious tensions, New Zealand said Thursday.
"Now here's something that I think
bothers all of us. Osama bin Laden is still out doing whatever it is he does.
And so the F.B.I. updated his likeness. So the F.B.I. has gotten the original
photograph, and they've enhanced it to show what Osama bin Laden looks like now.
And if you're interested, you can see it. They put it on a carton of goat's
milk." –David Letterman
Disturbing News
Banks robbing people should come as no surprise, they’re only following the lead provided by the cable, cell phone, and satellite internet providers.
Republican-Shenanigans News
Let The Games Begin
Professor Francis A. Boyle of the University of Illinois College of Law in Champaign, U.S.A. has filed a Complaint with the Prosecutor for the International Criminal Court (I.C.C.) in The Hague against U.S. citizens George W. Bush, Richard Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, George Tenet, Condoleezza Rice, and Alberto Gonzales (the “Accused”) for their criminal policy and practice of “extraordinary rendition” perpetrated upon about 100 human beings.
Rock-The-Voter News John Edwards Had A Baby!
Former U.S. Sen. John
Edwards of North Carolina has admitted that
he fathered a girl with his mistress.
Congratulations to the Republicans on
the senatorial win in Massachusetts. Condolences to America, which will now
experience three years of total gridlock in Congress.-
Zing!
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Biz-Tech News
"Well, all the major airlines have
raised their fees to check in baggage. In fact, it's getting so expensive now to
bring bags on board, even people who aren't terrorists are stuffing things into
their underpants." –Jay Leno NBC Axes O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
has signed a deal with NBC
to walk away from "The Tonight Show," the network confirmed Thursday.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
TSA: you got to love them. Fighting today's security threats with yesterday's technology, tomorrow.- Will Durst
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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how to run your website!
Don't let that emailer, Carolyn, from yesterday's edition, think that the United States of America needs me, she may challenge us to a duel!
Carolyn is typical of the right wing. A pit bull with lipstick. Remind you of anyone?
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